This week we headed down to End of the Road (September 2-5, Larmer Tree Gardens) for a weekend of good clean fun.

Southend meets Salerno, or is it Portsmouth meets Puglia, who knows? Wherever you are this summer the ride is relentless.

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, gaffa taped to a puzzle with questions written on it in crayon. You get the idea. Who is Marlon Bianco? I asked the man himself.